Index

JACK'S DICTIONARY

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NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
ARSEHOLE	Someone whom a Sailor dislikes.
ARSEHOLES	Oh Shit.
ARSEHOLED	Inebriated.
ADRIFT	Late for work.
ADRIFT TO FK**	Very late for work.
ANDREW, THE	Press gang member - Andrew Miller.
ANIMAL	A sailor whose actions exceed those normally accepted by society.
ACE	Something which pleases a sailor very much.
APPLES	Rough Cider.
ALL TEETH AND TOENAILS	Said of someone full of his/hers own importance.
ANCHOR FACED	Someone who eats, sleeps, breathes and shits the RN.
AS DRY AS A NUNS CT**	Describing something which is very dry indeed.
ASSAULT WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON	Sex.
AIRY FAIRY	Someone serving in the Fleet Air Arm.
ARROWS	Well done or good shot mate.
AGONY BAGS	Bagpipes.
AVAST	Stop what you're doing immediately.
AFTERNOON WATCH	From Mid-day to 4 p.m.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
BROWNHATTER	A homosexual (male).
B AND D	Bath and Dhoby (washing dirty clothing then showering afterwards).
BROWNHATTERS DHOBY STOOL	A phallic object to sit on whilst dhobeying.
BIFF	A black person.
BABIES HEADS	Tinned steak and kidney pudding.
BROWN OWL	See BROWNHATTER.
BROWN CLOWN	Someone in the Army.
BLOW JOB	Oral sex performed upon a male.
BEEFER	See BROWNHATTER.
BLACK HAM	A black woman.
BROWNHATTERS OVERALLS	Pyjamas.
BULKHEAD	A wall.
BURNT PLUM	The opening of the anal passage.
BOOTNECK	A Royal Marine.
BARRACK STANCHION	A sailor who avoids going to sea if he can help it.
BUZZ	A rumour.
BORING OLD FART	Someone who completely disinterests a sailor.
BEDROOM BOATROPE	A penis.
BRONZY BRONZY	Sunbathing.
BRILLS	See ACE, short for brilliant.
BONE	To have sex.
BAGOFF	See BONE.
BIG EATS	Something to eat normally after a drinking session.
BABIES BAG MEALS	Breasts.
BADGEMAN	Name given to a sailor who has earned stripes for Good Conduct.
BLANK WEEK	The week before payday when sailors were paid fortnightly.
BABY SPANNER	A penis.
BOWEL TROWEL	See BABY SPANNER.
BELL END	The Bulbous end of the penis.
BLUE VEINED STEAK	See BABY SPANNER.
BEARDED CLAM	A vagina.
BROWNHATTERS SCRAMBLING NET	A string vest.
BASHING YOUR BISHOP	Masturbating.
BEATING YOUR MEAT	Masturbating.
BOLLOCKNAISE	Spaghetti Bolognaise.
BOLLOCKY BUFF	Completely naked.
BURBLE	To talk about everything and nothing when under the influence of drink.
BIG GIRLS BLOUSE	An effeminate sailor.
BAZZY ON	To be annoyed or upset.
BUNCH OF BASTARDS	Rope or string tangled together in a heap.
BATTING ON A STICKY WICKET	Making love to a woman straight after someone else has..
BUNCH OF GRAPES	Hanging Haemorrhoids (piles).
BROTHEL CREEPERS	Thick soled shoes.
BANJO	A long filled salad roll.
BOOGALOO	So what.
BREWERS DROOP	Unable to obtain an erection.
BIFFINS BRIDGE	The space between a woman's vagina and anus.
BULKHEAD BOUNCING	Walking into walls after consuming too much alcohol.
BLACK PIG	A submarine.
BROWNHATTERS TEACAKES	Piles.
BUNHOUSE	See WARDROBE.
BEER BOSUN	A sailor who is responsible for the daily beer issue in his mess.
BURMADOOS	Bermuda shorts.
BLUE LINERS	Duty free cigarettes issued to sailors.
BANYAN	Ostensibly a beach party but really an excuse for a piss up.
BOBBY'S HELMET	See BELL END.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
CORN DOG	Tinned corned beef.
CLANKY	An engineer in the R.N.
CHASE THE PISSER	A card game involving the Queen of Spades.
CREASED UP	Hysterical with laughter.
CHEESED DOWN	See CREASED UP.
CRABFAT	Someone in the Royal Air Force.
CHIPPY	A Shipwright in the R.N.
CRUSHER	A member of the Naval Provost Staff.
CAN MAN	The canteen manager.
CHOKKA	Upset.
CROZZY	A crossword puzzle.
CHOPPER	A penis or helicopter.
COUNTERPANE HURDLING	Making love indoors.
CDF	Common Dog FK (Common Sense).**
CHUFFS AND PUFFS	Chief Petty Officers and Petty Officers.
CROCADILLAPIG	A very ugly person.
CRABAIR	R.A.F. passenger aircraft.
COUNTRY PANCAKE	Cow Dung
CLITORIS ALLSORTS	Liquorice allsorts.
CRIMBO	Christmas.
COUGHING IN YOUR ROMPERS	Farting in your underwear.
CHINKY TOE ROT	Athletes foot.
CSB POISONING	An overdose of Courage Sparkling Bitter.
COCK AND ARSE	A wardroom cocktail party.
CHOGGIE	A chinaman.
CHOP CHOP	Hurry up.
CRASH OUT	To fall asleep.
COMIC CUTS	Confidential written reports about sailors.
CRASHING YOUR SMALLS	Washing your socks and underpants.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
DHOBY	To wash your dirty clothing.
DHOBY DUST	Washing powder.
DABBER	A seaman in the R.N.
D.T.S.	Dinner Time Session (lunchtime drink).
DEEKS	Royal Naval Detention Quarters.
DRAGON	The wife.
DECKHEAD	The ceiling.
DECK	The floor.
DF'S	Duty Free cigarettes.
DOCKYARD MATEY	A person who works in a Naval dockyard.
DOGGO	Said of woman who is ugly.
DRIP	To complain.
DOOFER	A name given to something or someone you cant remember the name of.
DOOBREY	See DOOFER.
DOUBLE BREASTED MATELOTS	Wren ratings.
DOCKYARD OMELETTES	Vomit.
DIPPED OUT	Unlucky.
DODGY DEACON	A homosexual vicar.
D.S.M.S.M.R.	Don't see me see my relief.
DROPPING YOUR HANDBAG	Farting.
DROPPING A SPROG	Giving birth.
DIG OUT	To work hard or 'See if I care'.
DAWN STRIKE	Making love as soon as you wake up in the early morning.
DIP YOUR WICK	To make love.
DINK	An Australian.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IS REALLY MEANS
EYE OF THE WELT	The small hole at the end of the penis.
ELECTRIC STRING	Three pin plug wire.
EGG ON LEGS	A small rotund person.
ELMER	An American.
EASTER EGG	Name given to Royal Marine Band members who wear a red sash in uniform.
EXTRACTING THE MICHAEL	Taking the piss out of someone.
EXPLOSION IN A MARMITE FACTORY	What a toilet looks like the morning after the night before.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
FIFTEEN TWO THAT BASTARD	Beat that if you can.
FAST BLACK	A taxi.
FOXTROT OSCAR	The phonetic alphabet meaning Fuck Off.
FOXTROT ROMEO OSCAR	Same as FOXTROT OSCAR but Fuck Right Off.
FUCK TRUCK	A car.
FLIP FLOPS	Rubber sandals worn when bathing and dhobeying.
FEZZ	The Far East.
FUR BURGER	A woman's genitals.
F.R.I.S.P.	Fat Round Ignorant Scottish Pig.
F.R.I.S.P.	Fucking Right Ignorant Scottish Pig.
F.R.I.S.P.	Friendly, Righteous, Intelligent, Scottish Person.
FRAPPED	Beaten fairly and squarely.
FISH HEAD	See DABBER.
FIFTY FLIPS	Masturbating.
FANNY RAT	A man who attracts women.
FARTING FACTORY	The bowels.
FIVE FINGERED WIDOW	To masturbate.
FIVE FINGERED SPREAD	To force oneself to vomit.
FIGGY DUFF	Plum pudding.
FREEBIE	Something for nothing.
FU FU	Talcum powder.
FORGET ME NOTS	French letters.
FEED 'EM RICE	Give someone a piece of your mind.
FUCKY OFF THE HOOD	Name give to someone whose name you can't remember.
FATHER FAMINE	A ships caterer.
FUCK ME !!	Well I never.
FULL OF SHIT	See VERBAL DIAHORREA.
FLUFFING YOUR PINKY	Farting.
FILL YOUR BOOTS	Do what you like I don't care.
FALL DOWN IN A SNOTTY HEAP	Unable to stand due to a large intake of alcohol.
FURGLE	See GROPE.
FLOAT TEST	Throw something over the ships side that is surplus to requirements.
FISH TESTICLES	Cod balls.
FOLLOW THROUGH	Meaning to fart, but shitting yourself..

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
GREEN GILBERT	Snot.
GOFFA	A cold mineral or soft drink.
GOFFER	A large wave or to strike someone.
GOOFER	An onlooker at an interesting event (like a car smash).
GOB SHITE	A loudmouth.
GRIPPO	Someone whom a sailor sponges off when abroad.
GESTAPO	An endearing term used for the Regulating Branch.
G.C.B.	Good Conduct Badge (awarded for each four years of undetected crime).
GLOP HEAD	A heavy drinker.
GROPE	To feel a woman�s body intimately.
GIZZITS	Free gifts of any description.
GRAB A GRANNY NIGHT	When sailors go to a dance to find a women who wants one thing only.
GET TO FUCK	No.
GRONK	see DRAGON.
GLUT BOX	see FUR BURGER.
GUNS	Gonorrhoea.
GUZZ	Plymouth.
GREENIE	An electrician in the R.N.
GIVE IT SOME WELLY	Do your utmost.
GROLLIES	Snot.
GIRT BIG KNOCKERS	Large breasts.
GULPERS	A large sip of someone's drink.
GRIPS THE SHIT	Something which upsets.
GREY FUNNEL LINE	The Royal Navy.
GNATS PISS	Describing a weak drink.
GRUNTERS	Naval Officers.
GROWLERS	Ice cubes.
GET YOUR LAGGING ON	Get dressed we are going ashore.
GET YOUR LAGGING OFF	Get your knickers off.
GOING DOWNTOWN FOR LUNCH	Oral sex.
GOFOR	A steward.
GYRO FAILURE	Falling over through excessive alcohol.
GRONK BOARD	A notice board with photographs of women known to the sailors from that mess.
GIVING IT ONE	Making love.
GETTING YARDS	Sexually greedy.
GET YOUR ARSE IN GEAR	Buck up.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
HONK UP	To vomit.
HANGING OUT OF SOMEONE	Making love.
HARRY FREERS	Something for nothing.
HAIRY PIE	see FUR BURGER.
HEADS	Toilets.
HONKY FID	Hong Kong.
HUMMING	Smelling.
HUMPING	Making love.
HE SHE	A transvestite.
HAMMOCK FOR A LAZY CT**	A sanitary towel.
HOOLEX	A piss up.
HARD AND BLIND	Extremely sexually excited.
HEADLESS CHICKENS	Naval Officers attempting to make a decision.
HARD SHIT	Unlucky mate.
HANDFUL OF SPRATS	Feeling a woman's FUR BURGER.
HOOCH	Alcohol.
HAVING A WENDY ON	Being annoyed or upset.
HANGING YOUR TROUSERS ON THE DECK	To drunk to hang ones trousers on a coat hanger.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
IRISH PENNANTS	Rope/String hanging loosely on a ship making it look untidy.
ICKIES	Foreign coins in small denominations.
INTERNAL BACK SPLINT	Anal Intercourse.
I'LL FK MY OLD GRANNIES TALL HAT**	I don't believe it.
IRISH LAGER	Guinness.
INFLATE YOUR MATE	Perform oral sex on your lover.
I HAVE YOU VISUAL JAMES	See you Jimmy.
I HEAR WHAT YOU SAY	Fuck off I'm not really interested (commonly used officer phrase).

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
JOCK FROCK	A Kilt.
JIG A JIG JOHNNY	Do you want to screw sailor?
JAGOS MANSION	Her Majesty's Establishment DRAKE in Plymouth.
J.C.	Jesus Christ.
JOSS	A Master at Arms in the Royal Navy.
JAUNTY	See JOSS.
JIMMY THE ONE	The First Lieutenant.
JANNER	One who hails from the West Country.
JACK	A sailor.
JACK ME TICKLER	A sailor who thinks he knows it all.
JAMUNGAS	Large breasts.
JUNGLE BUNNY	A negress.
JOBBIES	Poo - poos.
JACK DUSTY	Someone who deals with stores in the Royal Navy.
JOCKROACH	A little annoying Scotsman.
JEWS MARCH PAST	Seeing how much money you have left in your wallet after last night.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
KAYTAI (pronounced Ky Tie)	A Chinese transvestite.
KNOB JOCKEY	See BROWNHATTER.
KNOBBER	See BROWNHATTER.
KYE	Thick hote sweet drinking chocolate.
KLEBBIES	See ICKIES.
'KIN 'ELL	A derivative of Fucking Hell.
KNICKER PYTHON	A penis.
KNEE TREMBLER	Making love standing against a wall.
KNOCK IT ON THE HEAD	Give up.
KICK INTO TOUCH	Same as KNOCK IT ON THE HEAD.
KEEP YOUR SHONK OUT	Don't be nosey.
KEKS	Underpants.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
LONG TOM	Paintbrush on the end of a length of pole for reaching high places.
LINED UP	Charged with a naval offence.
LIKE ROCKING HORSE SHIT	Something rare.
LEGLESS	Drunk.
LEG OVER	Making love.
LAUGHING GEAR	Ones mouth.
LIKE A LEAD FART	Not well received.
LOWER DECK	Where all junior ratings live onboard ships.
LOWER DECK LAWYER	A sailor who thinks he knows all the legal loopholes.
LIKE AN ASHTRAY ON A MOTORBIKE	Fucking useless.
LIE LIKE A HAIRY EGG	Tell a blatant untruth.
LEG IT	Fuck off.
LEND US A RUBBER	The art of borrowing money off your oppo.
LIP LOCK	Kissing someone.
LEFT FOOTER	A Roman Catholic.
LAZY LOB ON	Not quite a full erection.
LOB ON	A full erection.
LAST DOG WATCH	From 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.
LIKE A RACING SNAKE	Someone who is extremely thin.
LOVE PUFF	A female fart.
LATRINES	Royal Marines.
LIQUORICE LEGS	Knee length black shiney gaitors worn by officers in charge of armed parties.
LOONEY JUICE	Alcohol.
LAGGING	Any clothing.
LASH UP AND STOW	To zip ones bunk up and put away ones loose clothing and effects.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
MUSICAL VEG	Food that makes you flatulent (mushy peas/beans etc).
MESS FANNY	Aluminium pot used for communal tea/coffee in a mess deck.
MESSDECK	The place where sailors live.
MALTA DOG	Diarrhoea and vomiting.
MUFF DIVING	Oral sex on a woman.
MAKE AND MEND	An afternoon off, normally with leave granted to go ashore.
MAKERS	See MAKE AND MEND.
MAN FAT	Semen.
MULTI COLOURED YAWN	Vomit.
MAILIES	Letters received/sent via the GPO.
MOD PLOD	Ministry of Defence policeman.
MAGIC	See ACE.
MATELOT	A sailor.
ME AND U	The menu.
MUNCH MY BUNCH FOR LUNCH	Give us a blow job.
MEGA	Prefix given to anything which is larger than usual.
MEGA HOPPER	A big fat ugly repulsive woman.
MINCER	See BROWNHATTER.
MATELOTS WITH BUMPS	Wren rating.
MEAT AND TWO VEG	Male genitalia.
MEAT INJECTION	Placing ones penis into a FUR BURGER.
MINGEPIECE	See FUR BURGER.
MINCERS MOUTHORGAN	A penis.
MY OLD BUCKET OF SPEW/SHIT	An endearment to a good oppo.
MONKEYS FIST	An ornate knot made up from rope.
MAIN BROADCAST	A tannoy system which is audible throughout the ship.
MUPPET	A man undergoing any form of naval punishment.
MUSTER ONES KIT	To vomit.
MASH YOUR MAGGOT	To masturbate.
MANK	To complain.
MANKY	Something that is dirty.
MORNING GLORY	The erection one wakes up with in the morning.
MULTIPLYING EYE	Blind drunk and seeing more than double.
MORRA COONS	People from Morocco.
MATTRESS MAMBA	A penis.
MUCK ON A TRUCK	Meals on wheels.
MIDDLE WATCH	From midnight to 4 a.m.
MORNING WATCH	4 a.m. to 8 a.m.
MIXEY BLOB	A player or players in the game of UCKERS have all their counters in one pile and they can't move forward because the opposition has a stopper.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
NECKBREAKERS	Nodding off to sleep whilst sitting down.
NEWS OF THE SCREWS	The News of the World newspaper.
NATO STANDARD	Tea/coffee white with 2 sugars.
NIFTY FIFTY	To masturbate.
NAUGHTY FORTY	See NIFTY FIFTY.
NAVAL ORIFICE	Royal Navy Officer.
NOBBER	See KNOBBER.
NINE O'CLOCKERS	Snack issued daily to sailors at 9 p.m. in harbour.
NAP HAND	Contracting venereal disease.
NOZZ 1'S	Best naval uniform.
NOZZ 2'S	Second best naval uniform.
NINE BOB NOTE	Said about someone who is homosexual.
NOMS	A card game called Nomination Whist.
NURD	A fool.
NERK	A bigger fool than a NURD.
NIGGER IN GYM SHOES	See FAST BLACK.
NUTTY	Sweets and chocolates.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
ONE EYED KNICKER PYTHON	A penis.
ON BLOB	The bad time of the month for a woman.
OLD MAN	The Captain of the ship or your penis.
OPPO	A mate.
O.D.	A man with no C.D.F.
ON THE PISS	A drinking session.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
PONGO	Someone in the Army.
POOFTER	See BROWNHATTER.
PUSSER	The Royal Navy.
PUSSERS	Belonging to the Royal Navy.
PUSSERS HARD	Carbolic soap.
PUSSERS DIRK	A seaman's clasp knife.
PIER HEAD JUMP	Sent to a ship at short notice against your free will.
PILLOCK	See NURD.
PISS FLAPS	The labia lips of a females vagina.
PASH	Girlfriend.
PLUMBING	Male/female genitalia.
POMPEY	Portsmouth.
PHANTOM FLIPPER	A sailor who fondles another without permission.
PISS POOR	Bloody awful.
PJ	A poxy jock.
PETROL BUDGIE	A helicopter.
PARAFFIN PARROT	A helicopter.
PIGS	Naval officers.
PISSHEAD	A drunkard.
PISS ARTIST	A drunkard.
PIDDLY CACKY	Inebriated.
PINK OBOE	A penis.
PINK LINT	Spam.
PAVEMENT PIZZA	Vomit.
POT MESS	Another name for stew.
PULL YOUR PUDDING	Masturbating.
PLASTIC POLICEMAN	A M.O.D. policeman.
PERVING	Watching sexual activity as a voyeur.
POKING PERCEY IN THE PORCELAIN	Going to wee wees.
PYSOE	Miserly.
PORKHOUND	See BROWNHATTER.
POSER	Someone who is good looking and knows it.
PRIMO	Same as POSER (short for Prima Donna).
PEBBLEDASHING THE PORCELAIN	Suffering from diarrhoea.
PORRIDGE GUNS	Bagpipes.
PIE THATCHER	A chef.
PULL UP A BOLLARD	Take a seat.
PORK TRUNCHEON MEAT	A policeman's penis.
P7R	Medically unfit for sea service.
PISSING UP	Drinking lots of alcohol.
PISSING IN THE WIND	Getting some of your own back.
P.O.E.T.S. DAY	Piss Off Early Tomorrows Saturday.
PONCE	See BROWNHATTER.
PUMP	To make love.
PISS FLAPS LIKE BLACKSMITHS APRONS	Large labia lips.
PISS FLAPS LIKE JOHN WAYNES SADDLEBAGS	Protruding labia lips.
PAPER ARSEHOLES	Reinforced paper washers used to strengthen hold paper.
PDU	The Long Service and Good Conduct Medal.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
QUEENS	Spirit left in a bottle which doesn't measure a full tot.
QUIET RUN	Going ashore for just a couple of drinks.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
RUPERT(S)	Naval Officer(s).
RUPERT MAINTAINERS	Officers Stewards.
RUSH OF SHIT TO THE BRAIN	To suddenly have a good idea.
ROUGH AS OLD BOOTS	Not feeling to well.
RIDGE ROPES	Panty lines.
RAM IT	Stick it up your backside.
R.O.M.F.T.	Roll On My Fucking Time.
RABBIT	A present a sailor buys for his loved one.
RUBBER HUBBY	A vibrator or dildo.
RUN ASHORE	A drinking session.
R.D.P.	Run Down Period.
ROMPER SUIT	A pair of overalls.
RECEIVING SWOLLEN PROPERTY	Sexual intercourse.
RAVING REV	A homosexual vicar.
ROOT TOOT	Well I never.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
SHITTY DEATH	Goodness gracious me.
SPUNK TRUMPET	A French letter.
SQUEEZING ONES HEAD	Having a poo.
SPLASHING ONES BOOTS	Having a wee.
SQUAT	Fuck Off.
SHIRT LIFTERS	see BROWNHATTER.
SNAKE AND PIGMY	Steak and Kidney.
SLIDE	Butter or Margarine.
SHIT OR BUST	All or nothing.
STICKY GREEN	Foreign money.
SHITLOCKER	The bowels.
SILVER BIRD	See GOING HOME MACHINE.
SNAPDRAGON	See Brownhatter.
SEAFOOD	Cry given when a sailor in uniform walks into a gay bar.
SHAVE OFF	For fucks sake.
SNAPS	A photographer.
SHAKE A WICKED HOOF	To dance.
SHOUT DOWN THE WHITE TELEPHONE	To vomit into the toilet pan.
SNOTBOX	Your nose.
SHOVE IT IN YOUR EAR	Forget it or never mind.
SQUEEGIE LIPS	Someone with large lips.
SNAIL TRAILS	Semen stains.
SHEEPS HEART ON A VIM TIN	Large Bell End.
SCRAN	Any meal.
SLACK HAMMOCK	Someone who oversleeps and is late for work.
SITREP	A verbal report about what has or will happen.
SHITEHAWK	Any sea bird.
SKULL JOB	Oral Sex.
SCULLING	Something lying around which should be stowed away.
SKY PILOT	A naval chaplain.
SCABLIFTER	A medical rating.
SLASH	To urinate.
SNAPPER	See BROWNHATTER.
SNORKERS	Sausages.
SODS OPERA	Ships Operatic and Drama Society.
SEW SEW	The Chinese tailor onboard a ship.
SCUPPER	Upper deck drainage system onboard ships.
SLOPING SHOULDERS	Denying all knowledge of something.
STABBING ARSE	Anal intercourse.
SICKBAY SHACKLE	A safety pin.
SEA DAD	An old sailor who takes a young sailor under his supervision.
SKIN	Name given to a baby faced sailor.
SLAP IN TO SLAP SOME BASTARD	To make a formal written compliant.
SCURRS	Someone with a beard.
SKI-ING	A woman masturbating two men simultaneously.
SIMP	A simpleton.
SLAP A TAIL ON SOMEONE	To make love.
SLIP A CRIPPLER	To make love.
SHRAPNEL	Loose change in ones pocket.
SHORTSHIT	A man of small physical stature.
STOKES	An engineer in the RN.
SIPPERS	A small taste of someone's drink.
SCRINCE	To look at something.
SQUEEGIE	a broom handle with a length of rubber attached, clears large areas of surface water.
SIN BOSUN	A naval chaplain.
SMEGG	Semen.
SLOPEHEAD	A Chinaman.
SMALLY PORTION	To make love.
SNATCH	To make love.
STENCH TRENCH	See FUR BURGER.
SCRIBES	A Writer in the RN.
SCROTE	An annoying fool.
SKIDMARKS	Brown stains in ones underpants.
SKIDDERS	Derivative of SKIDMARKS.
SPLIT-ARSE	A Wren rating.
SPLICERS	A tot of rum issued free.
SHIT ON A RAFT	Kidney on fried bread.
SQUEEZING UP	To have Venereal Disease.
SNOBS	A Chinese cobbler.
SLOPS	Where sailors buy items of naval uniform.
STOW YOUR TITS	Shut Up.
SIXTY NINERS	Mutual oral sex.
SPACE HOPPER	A large woman.
STONKER ON	A full erection.
SHAGGIN WAGON	A car.
SNARLIES	Snot.
SNURGLIES	Snot.
SHIT HOT	Something which is superb.
SECURE	The end of the sailors working day.
SPASM CHASM	See FUR BURGER.
SHINY BURBS	A plastic raincoat.
SPECIAL SEA DUTYMEN	Personnel manning key positions during certain ship evolutions.
SHIT ON YOUR OPPO	A card game.
SHIT KICKER	A cowboy movie or novel.
SLACK ARSE	Wider than the average bottom.
SPORTS PAGES	The sexy bits of a letter.
SHERBERT	Alcohol.
SMOOTHIE	A sailor who chases women with great success.
SEEN OFF	Not having any luck at all.
S.B.D.	Silent But Deadly fart.
SASH FOR A GASH	A sanitary towel.
SHIT F'BRAINS	A fool.
STAND EASY	Official tea/coffee break.
SINGING HANDBAG	A portable radio or cassette player.
SPARKS/SPARKERS	Radio Communications rating.
SPAZZ	A sailor who has got something medically wrong with him.
SNOTTY	A Midshipman.
STRIPEY	See BADGEMAN.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
THE TABLE	Where a sailor goes to be LINED UP.
TECHNICOLOR YAWN	Vomit.
TOSSER	An absolute fool.
TELLING BONE	A telephone.
TROMBONING	Making Love.
TURKING	Making Love.
TRUMPING	To fart.
TOOTHWRIGHT	A dentist.
TICKLER	Hand rolling tobacco.
TIDDLEY	Neat and tidy.
TROUSER TROUT	A penis.
TIDDLIE OGGIE	A home made Cornish pastie.
TOGGLE AND TWO	Male genitalia.
TOGGLE OGGLING	Looking at someone's penis in the showers.
TABLE ENDING	Making love to a woman lying on the very edge of a table.
TICK TOCK	A Gunnery Instructor in the RN.
THROW A WOBBLY	To be greatly upset about something.
TRUNK A MONK	Well I never.
TOUGH TITS	Hard luck.
TROOPED	See LINED UP.
TURKEY	An idiot.
TOMBOLLOCKS	Bingo or tombola.
THREADERS	Fed up.
TATERS	Cold.
TOP BOLLOCKS	Ladies breasts.
TRAPPING	Going steady with someone.
TIMBER SHIFTING	Cheating in cribbage.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
UPPER SCUPPER	The decks on a ship open to all the elements.
UCKERS	The official naval version of Ludo.
UPSIDE DOWN HEAD	A bald man with a beard.
UP CHANNEL NIGHT	A celebration drink the night before entering harbour.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
VINEGAR STROKE	The last thrust before ejaculating.
VAMPIRES PACKED LUNCH	A used sanitary towel.
VERBAL DIARRHOEA	Talking a load of utter rubbish.
VICKY VERKY	Vice Versa or the other way around.
VINO COLLAPSO	Cheap wine in large quantities.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
WRENS FRIEND	A cucumber.
WOMB WEEVIL	A penis.
WET	Stupid.
WAFU	"Wet and Fucking Useless". Someone in the Fleet Air Arm.
WEST COUNTRY METHOD	Anal intercourse.
WOOLY PULLY	A thick blue naval issue jumper.
WOOFTER	See BROWNHATTER.
WARDROBE	Slang for naval officers quarters.
WHITE RAT	Someone who tells tales on others.
WINGSBASH	An endearing term used for an oppo.
WOKKA WOKKA	A helicopter.
WATCHKEEPER	A sailor who works irregular hours.
WATCHES	Set periods of time when WATCHKEEPERS must work.
WIND YOUR NECK IN	Get off your high horse.
WHEATIES	Breakfast cereal.
WRAP YOUR TITS IN	Give up.
WINGNUT	Someone with protruding ears.
WAR CANOE	Slang for a sailors present ship.
WATER WEDGED	Unable to consume any more alcohol.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
X.O.	Executive Officer of a ship or establishment.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
YAFFLE	To eat something quickly.
YELLOW PERIL	Smoked Haddock.
YODELLING	Being sick in the toilet.
YONKS AGO	A long time ago.

NAVAL PHRASE OR SAYING	WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
ZULU WARRIOR	A naval song involving the removal of ones clothing to actions.
XERO EIGHT RINGBOLT	8 a.m.