I am somehow going to implement a process that you have to go through to be allowed to wear spandex, especially hot pink spandex! Hot pink is not a ’slimming’ colour, especially if it is cutting off circulation to the rest of your body. Also, I appreciate the effort, but blue shoes do not distract us from the rest of the outfit enough. If you look closely, you can see what I hope to be underwear crammed up in there. You are welcome for that.
Florida

Fortunately for this lady, the tiger guy was not at the same Walmart.
Maine

Is a Court Jester buying toilet paper at Walmart funny?….The King gives it a thumbs up.
California

If you’re going to wear a nice summer skirt like this, don’t ruin it with those boots Mister, because that is just wrong!
California

This guy looks like he just had sex with a rainbow inside a bag of Skittles.
Oklahoma

This guy looks like a real life Dr. Seuss character!
Texas