“Hi Mum, how are you?"
 
"Hi son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at Home Depot!”

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."

What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that?"

"Well, it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."