Sent to me on the 12th August 2010

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time.

The first lady said, “I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo I get me on dat plane."

“Why you gonna wear dem fo?” the other two asked..

The first replied, “Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me fust.”

The second lady said, “Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some o dey floeesant orange panties.”

“What yo gonna wear dem fo?” the others asked.

The second lady answered, “Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me fust.”

The third lady says, “Well, I's not gonna wear no panties.........”

“What? No panties?” the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, “Dat's right girls, yo hears me right. I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for de black box first.”