I
HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR
PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is
immediately
BANNED! English is the official language; speak it
or wait
outside of our borders until you can.
(2). We will immediately go into a two year
isolationist attitude in
order to straighten out the greedy big business
posture in this
country.
America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no
exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't
got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and
sell it here!
(Webmaster:
The only problem with this policy
is that Wal-Mart is a MAJOR ‘importer’ of Chinese
goods, and all Disneyland's (in America and other
countries) would have to close down as almost 100%
of its goods are Chinese. If it’s made in America,
it’s gonna be much more expensive – so you create
immediate inflation.)
(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100%
import tax on it
coming in here.
(4). All retired military personnel will be required
to man one of the
many observation towers located on the southern
border of the United
States (six month tour). They will be under strict
orders not to fire
on SOUTH BOUND aliens.
(5). Social Security will immediately return to its
original state. If
you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T getting nuttin
out. Neither the
president nor any other politician will be able to
touch it.
(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on
Fridays, at the end of
the 40 hour school week and after successful
completion of a urinalysis
test for drugs and receiving passing grades.
(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST
time you check
positive you're banned from sports ... for life.
(8). Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e.,
the first time
you steal you lose your right hand. There is no
more 'life
sentences'. If convicted of murder you will be put
to death by the same method you chose for the victim
you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat;
because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel
of wheat will be the EXACT price of a
barrel of oil.
(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer
money, will immediately cease and the saved money
will help to pay off the national debt and,
ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur
around the world we'll ask The American People if
they want to donate to a disaster fund and each
citizen can make the decision as to whether or not
it's a worthy cause.
(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said
EVERY day at school and
every day in Congress.
(12). The National Anthem will be played at all
appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings,
etc.
My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's
toes ....
nevertheless ..... GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Sincerely, Bill Cosby
Webmaster: Patriotism is the last refuge of a
scoundrel - Samuel Johnson
