A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and
talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your
ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, “Okay , but don't go in that
field over there.....", as he pointed out the
location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister,
I have the authority of the Federal Government with
me !"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed
his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge? This badge means I am
allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any
land!
No questions asked or answers given! Have I made
myself clear......do you understand ?"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went
about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud
screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running
for his life, being chased by the rancher's
big Santa Gertrudis bull......
