Sent to me on the 7th August 2011
After being married for fifty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”
She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
His eye is still swollen....but it will get better.
