A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by
himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look
terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in October," he said, "and
left me £35,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in November," the friend continued, "my
father died, leaving me £90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder
you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me £15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How
sad."
"Then this month,"
continued the friend,
"absolutely nothing!"