November 24th 2008
		Can You Guess Who This Rather Handsome Fellow Is? e
		This is amazing.   They actually have photographs from almost every school in the world.   Unless you went to school before cameras were invented you will find a photograph of yourself or at least some of your classmates.    You only have to enter the name of your school, what you were known by and the year you started that school - plus a couple of other area details.   Hope you enjoy this trip down memory lane.   Just click here.   Thanks to Alistair for this. e
		Breaking News:  Obama's whole family are moving to the White House. e
After flipping his hydrofoil, Jesus quickly leaves the scene before his Father finds out...... e
Sorry this publication is so short.   I've been trying to sort out my personal life - which is kinda important to me.   So many women - so little time. e

Class Ratings

Apple iBoob

Cornered

Liberty, etc

Counselling

De Niro

Fannie Green

Viagra

Misquotes

Maxine

S

Health Warning

Tic*Tac*Toe

Plop

Labour Party

Some Dates

White House

Navy Cuts

David

To Be Cruel

Global Hawk

November 16th 2008         

		Congratulations To Mr Obama - But What's He Gonna Change? e
		Assuming you consumed 1 gallon of liquid food mixed with water, this short survey will tell you approximately how far you could walk before you passed out/ ran out of gas.    I've already completed the survey - why don't you? e
		I know the economy is in the shitter, but I'm trying to support some local merchants; I just hired a new car detailer. And you know, they're right; the 'Got Milk' commercials do make me think of semen. e
The top ten countries censoring the web.   If you're there, you ain't readin' this.   One of the countries on the list will be a bit of a surprise.
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex...........
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's' hand...........
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the  cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her..........
Who grew the FIRST tomatoes in the United States?   The answer is Thomas Jefferson.   He wanted to prove to Americans that they were not poisonous (which people believed them to be.    What/who else was FIRST? e
I got a new set of wiper blades for my car (a Peugeot, made in France).   I think they might be too big because they hang over the edges a little, but I don't care, they work great and I would have to say that they are the only blades I have ever had that I actually like to watch working.   Call me crazy, but lately I have been driving around non-stop with them on.    I've even been pulled over and the cop asked to go for a ride so he could watch them work. e
Do you want to be PC?    I think we all want to be because we don't want to offend anyone - because it's bad manner.   But some people just make it that little bit more difficult. e
What did Michael Crighton, Michelle Pfeiffer and Oprah Winfrey do before they were famous? e
A stoneyburn.com exclusive interview with Osama Bin Laden.   Just click here. e
A guy and a girl meet at a bar.  They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. e
Here's a guy with a sense of humour.    He suggests that commercial products should have their own 'pop' icons.  Very funny. e
This is what happens when you put pictures of your ugly girlfriend on the internet. e
Convertibles are awesome  -  Crap in comfort  -  Just take a limo  -  Rollin on three skateboards  -  Terrorist beach What the hell is this? e
HEART ATTACKS & WARM WATER Click on the heart

Bank Letter

Chocolate

Plop

Mult-Tasking

Cornered

Fail

Compu-toons

Veg Humour

Fairy Tale

Warning

USA Funeral

Pancakes

Irony-1

Just Lucky?

Irony-2

Eve's Story

The Donkey

Human Stats

November 7th 2008           

		It Would Be Nice If We All Could Get Along With Each Other
		It's a strange world and a strange life.   You're just getting along like you do in any normal day - then something happens - and it ends in a fight.    Why can't we just get along with each other and not be 'judging others' all the time. e
		Ever wondered why a male elk has such long antlers?   After more than twenty years of intense study they have come up with the answer.   It may surprise you. e
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.   Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. e
A freak cycling accident.   View with caution, but it's not too bad.   Go on, have a look. e
Woman Swallowed Whole By A Leopard.   I thought it was one of those fake emails too, until I saw the photo.   Somehow the woman was lodged in the leopard's throat and, when they finally cut the leopard's head off to let the woman escape, she was unharmed…. Unbelievable! e
You have  been chosen to receive the blessing from the Snow Fairy.   The Snow Fairy can bring you good  fortune for one whole year.  May YOU  be blessed by his good deeds!..... e
If you have ever had to work with the public you will appreciate that some of them can be very rude and bad mannered.   Here's an example of how to treat a rude customer. e
Due to increasing age, forgetfulness, and my decreasing ability to send cards on time here is my card to cover every Holiday. e
Postal Scam.   Can you circulate this around especially as Christmas is fast approaching - it has been confirmed by Royal Mail.  The Trading Standards Office are making people aware of the following scam: A card is posted through your door from a company called PDS (Parcel Delivery Service) suggesting that they were unable to deliver a parcel and that you need to contact them on 0906 6611911 (a premium rate number). DO NOT call this number, as this is a mail scam originating from Belize. If you call the number and you start to hear a recorded message you will already have been billed £15 for the phone call. If you do receive a card with these details, then please contact Royal Mail Fraud on 02072396655 or ICSTIS (the premium rate service regulator) at www.icstis.org.uk <www.icstis.org.uk> e
Now Halloween isn't just for young folk.    But a bit of a warning for you older folk, from Fred. e
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.   Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed......... e
To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. e
Do you ever worry about the National Health Service at all?   You should.    These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow. e
Never ..... Ever ..... Ever .....  put a FIRE CRACKER in your bum and light it.

Lookalikes

Never Drinking

Scot in Paris

B E A R

Discrimination

Cornered

Kids Books

Plop

Fail

Catchphrase

Scare The Kids

Judge Judy

Breakfast

Logic

Maxine

Astronaut

The Half Wit

Right Place

October 26th 2008               

		Advice On Healthy Eating....... e
		Hey lardass, put down that cheeseburger and read twenty things you didn't know about obesity. e
		I've been waiting patiently for Kylie Minogue to come to her senses, trying to keep my eye on the prize and not to rush into anything too fast.   Well it seems my waiting has come to an end as she seems ready to move on to another relationship.  The bad news is, it seems just not with me.   So whoever you are out there, Mystery Man, balls to you and I hope you go to prison too.   But in the meantime, ladies, please move your hands.
		Have you ever suffered from depression?    I was depressed last night............ e
This was taken leaving the city of Kailua.   It does ask a rather interesting question.   I think Jesus would slap her and walk away.  JF
G'day John!  'Scope this.  A Position(s) Vacant advertisement in the window of a 'Burger Cafe', in Ponsonby, an inner suburb of Auckland City, 2 KM west of Auckland C.B.D.- in the North Island of New Zealand.   Dead set, if this burger joint doesn't have 'em lining up around the block, then we humans deserve our extinction!  Regards, Stu, Sydney, Australia.
Now here's some Irish humour from Fred.    In America it would Polish humour and, in Canada, Newfie humour.  But this one's Irish. e
What's so important about a white dot?   Yeah, I was scratchin' my head too - until Greg told me why it's so important. e
Getting on a bit, age wise?   Feeling the hand of time pushing you onward?  Well, Lynda & Bill have come to the rescue with some very valuable tips on keeping your love-life, if not on the boil, at least simmering. e
How long have you been in your job?   Alistair posed the question - and supplied the answer.   Alistair says he's the last one. e
Now, if you like the odd broom story now and again - you'll love this one from Christina. e
Okay, terminology is important in your day-to--day life.   But Fred is just about to tell you how important it is.   Read on. e
Guess who is due in two months time?  Come on, take a guess!   If you can't guess, then Alistair will remind you.

Cool Test

Big Welcome

The Turk

Not Welcome

Best E-Mail

Cornered

Sunset

Electric Bill

The Cat

Plop!

Picture

Virus

Migration

Only In......

Foot in Mouth

Amazing Pics

Signs of Life

Menopause

Speech

Interesting